You play as a bored office worker named Michael. After eating Cheetos™ you are sucked into wormhole and end up in a magical place called Delaware. There you meet Mitch, King of the lobster people whose daughter Princess No Neck has been taken by the evil Dr. Picklehands. Ride your Cheetocorn™ using right and left arrow keys, use the Z key for melee attack, X key for a range attack, and the space bar to jump. This 8 bit advergame is one of the cheesiest ever.